Funny poems for dating
What's so lucky about them having Twitter accounts, you ask?Well, in celebration of Valentine's Day, these talented people have taken to Twitter to share their "roses are red" poems with the world.I cut a figure in my tux—Madras, scarlet cummerbund— but my ears, big as pup tents, or two ’40’s hats, heard everything & gave me away …I stood in the garden, munching the trees— I had a case of nerves!If there is no book, then choose a recently published poem, short story, essay, or tweet. Then, slowly, shake the Writer’s hand, smile, look up (either beaming or awed) into the writer’s face, and toss off this line. (This would make you a fan, not a love interest.) Step away. Failure to recall a Writer’s line will be met with 1) disbelief, 2) hostility, and 3) head-shaking scorn at your betrayal/ineptitude.
Luckily, there are people in this world who are far more talented than I am, and even more luckily, those people have Twitter accounts.
I blundered about, wondered where to sit; I asked after you.
My trunk was so heavy— and can you believe the effort it took to lift that enormous head?
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I tell my mom about you, she's gonna ask, "Who? "Roses are red" poems for Valentine's Day have been popular since we gave cards to everyone in our third grade classes.
Clearly, as you can see above, they are not my forte. I THOROUGHLY enjoyed putting those little poems together for you, but I'm not delusional.